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Oh my god I’m watching an awesome skateboard video on youtube and suddenly I remembered my first time skiing hahahaha I was scared of going too fast and now I just ski in the forest and crash into trees ahahaha memories memories

I’m sorry to spam your dash again but I just want to share my hapiness with you

I’m very happy yay

Happiness everywhere

meeokie:

georgialobbe:

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

NIGGA FUCK YO TEA

Yes all of this

FUCKING SKATEBOARD DAD

papabrostrider:

guess who they r tho

oH MY GOD

papabrostrider:

guess who they r tho

oH MY GOD

XKit

so I installed it and, I must say I was sceptical at first, but I really enjoy it now. It’s cool and I already started chatting with other tumblr users, aka my tumblr friends. Yeah, XKit is really good. 

Even installed the pixel cat, now it’s running and sleeping and meowing on my dash

rufus-sixsmith:


Blood On The Pavement

I’ve just re-watched Sherlock yesterday with friends. Sorry not sorry.

His eyes HIS EYES

rufus-sixsmith:

Blood On The Pavement


I’ve just re-watched Sherlock yesterday with friends. Sorry not sorry.

His eyes HIS EYES

ASTROLOGY BLOGS because I’m so tired of people asking

well not really tired but just PISSED OFF because when a blog CLEARLY SAYS that they DON’T FUCKING DO COMPATIBILITIES, stop asking!! They just don’t! Okay?

So since you’re a little fucker who likes astrology, here are some blogs I like, follow AND RECOMMEND. 


I will start with Shit The Signs Say because I KNOW YOU FUCKING LOVE THAT ONE. But I also see people who ask about compatibilities and personality descriptions, even though THE ADMINS DON’T. DO. THAT. They clearly said it. MANY TIMES.

gemini girl and pisces boy? OH MY GOD LOOK, A PAGE JUST FOR THAT!!! WOW AWESOME!! 

STSS’s compatibilities page

Next one is Fuck Yeah Astrology. They have EVERYTHING. Need an advice for the best job for your sign? Want to know what to offer to your Capricorn mom for her birthday? Go and see that blog. 

NEED ANY ADVICE FOR A FUCKING COMPATIBILITY? WOW MAGIC

Fuck Yeah Astrology has a page for that! You can even choose if you want it for love, or friends, OR FUCKING WHATEVER! Isn’t that awesome??

im a virgo and sometimes i feel like i cant do everything right and it stresses me! is that normal?

CHECK THIS BLOG!! Zodiac Chic has EVERYTHING YOU WANNA HEAR. Because I’m fucking tired of people asking explanations about themselves, I mean, DO YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHO YOU FUCKING ARE?? God damn it!! Don’t take me wrong, Virgos. I love you. I really do. This is just an ask I saw on a blog some days ago, and it’s not just about you, Virgos. ANY SIGN ASKING FOR THAT JUST. UGH it’s fucking stupid. If you want to hear about yourself, go to Zodiac Chic and fucking click on your sign. Tadaaa! Lots and lots of infos Just About You.

Do they have compatibilities? THEY DO!

Zodiac Society is also an awesome blog because they FUCKING HAVE EXTRA POSTS ABOUT YOUR DAMN COMPATIBILITY. Let’s look closer, shall we?

Wow love matches! (aka COMPATIBILITIES)

Wow X sign’s relationships!

Wow does that sign like me?

Wow how do I attract that sign?

They also give a lot of information about X or Y sign so if you want to hear about yourself, GO AND FUCKING READ.

Zodiac City posts like, everyday, so EVERYDAY you can have infos about your god damn sign or the sign of your fucking crush. OR ABOUT YOUR MOM, YOUR BOSS, YOUR BEST FRIEND, I DON’T GIVE AN EFF. Just go and read. But watch out, this one is not easy.

BECAUSE COMPATIBILITIES ARE IN YOUR SIGN’S TAG. Yeah I’m not gonna make your life easy, you’ll have to search by yourself.

Astonishingly Accurate Astrology, aka aaastrology, is a MOCKING BLOG. So if you haven’t got it yet, they fucking make you go “wtf”. Don’t go crying on the blogger because “You’re so rude! You don’t even answer to our questions!”

YES THAT’S THE POINT. While these blogs above are more serious, this one is made for making you laugh. Well it makes me laugh. You will need to have a dark sense of humor to follow aaastrology. So if you’re an overly sensitive whiny little kid, don’t go there.

AND DON’T ASK FOR COMPATIBILITIES. Just don’t. Or prepare yourself to receive a disappointing answer. 

These are blogs from my personal collection. I love these and if you also like astrology, you should check them out. Of course, there are blogs about just one specific sign (like a blog about just Capricorns, or another just about Scorpios), but I didn’t put them here. 

I hope you will have fun while reading.

So I was skyping with my Taurus friend...
Gani: Well, I'll let you work then.
Elisa: ok :D then see you one of those nights (Sensual, eh?)
Elisa: anyway, see you next time surimi!
Gani: Yes, especially coming from a Taurus HUM HUM
Elisa: hehe, they're hanging ... my teats!
Elisa: moo!
Elisa: it's a horny beast, huh?
Gani: ...
Gani: I am so done with you.