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I HAVE MYDRIASIS AHEHEHWEHEHSDDSJEH

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:32:31 +0200

WAIT YOURE A HOME TUTOR????

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:42:39 +0200

Haha not really, I just… get called by the parents, and then I go and help the kids with their homework and the subjects they’re bad at.

That’s pretty much all

cafepostmortem: Ganizate had a great time with your question...

Sat, 25 May 2013 06:12:11 +0200

cafepostmortem:

Ganizate had a great time with your question :”)

Oh my god I’m watching an awesome skateboard video on youtube and suddenly I remembered my...

Sat, 25 May 2013 03:15:04 +0200

Oh my god I’m watching an awesome skateboard video on youtube and suddenly I remembered my first time skiing hahahaha I was scared of going too fast and now I just ski in the forest and crash into trees ahahaha memories memories

I’m sorry to spam your dash again but I just want to share my hapiness with you I’m very...

Sat, 25 May 2013 02:26:53 +0200

I’m sorry to spam your dash again but I just want to share my hapiness with you

I’m very happy yay

Happiness everywhere

meeokie: georgialobbe: beccers: fagology: Best Vines of May...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:45:09 +0200

meeokie:

georgialobbe:

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

NIGGA FUCK YO TEA

Yes all of this

FUCKING SKATEBOARD DAD

papabrostrider: guess who they r tho oH MY GOD

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:33:11 +0200

papabrostrider:

guess who they r tho

oH MY GOD

XKit

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:32:34 +0200

so I installed it and, I must say I was sceptical at first, but I really enjoy it now. It’s cool and I already started chatting with other tumblr users, aka my tumblr friends. Yeah, XKit is really good.

Even installed the pixel cat, now it’s running and sleeping and meowing on my dash

rufus-sixsmith: Blood On The Pavement I’ve just re-watched...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:17:04 +0200

rufus-sixsmith:

Blood On The Pavement

I’ve just re-watched Sherlock yesterday with friends. Sorry not sorry.

His eyes HIS EYES

ASTROLOGY BLOGS because I'm so tired of people asking

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:05:00 +0200

well not really tired but just PISSED OFF because when a blog CLEARLY SAYS that they DON’T FUCKING DO COMPATIBILITIES, stop asking!! They just don’t! Okay?

So since you’re a little fucker who likes astrology, here are some blogs I like, follow AND RECOMMEND.

I will start with Shit The Signs Say because I KNOW YOU FUCKING LOVE THAT ONE. But I also see people who ask about compatibilities and personality descriptions, even though THE ADMINS DON’T. DO. THAT. They clearly said it. MANY TIMES.

gemini girl and pisces boy? OH MY GOD LOOK, A PAGE JUST FOR THAT!!! WOW AWESOME!!

STSS’s compatibilities page

Next one is Fuck Yeah Astrology. They have EVERYTHING. Need an advice for the best job for your sign? Want to know what to offer to your Capricorn mom for her birthday? Go and see that blog.

NEED ANY ADVICE FOR A FUCKING COMPATIBILITY? WOW MAGIC

Fuck Yeah Astrology has a page for that! You can even choose if you want it for love, or friends, OR FUCKING WHATEVER! Isn’t that awesome??

im a virgo and sometimes i feel like i cant do everything right and it stresses me! is that normal?

CHECK THIS BLOG!! Zodiac Chic has EVERYTHING YOU WANNA HEAR. Because I’m fucking tired of people asking explanations about themselves, I mean, DO YOU SERIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHO YOU FUCKING ARE?? God damn it!! Don’t take me wrong, Virgos. I love you. I really do. This is just an ask I saw on a blog some days ago, and it’s not just about you, Virgos. ANY SIGN ASKING FOR THAT JUST. UGH it’s fucking stupid. If you want to hear about yourself, go to Zodiac Chic and fucking click on your sign. Tadaaa! Lots and lots of infos Just About You.

Do they have compatibilities? THEY DO!

Zodiac Society is also an awesome blog because they FUCKING HAVE EXTRA POSTS ABOUT YOUR DAMN COMPATIBILITY. Let’s look closer, shall we?

Wow love matches! (aka COMPATIBILITIES)

Wow X sign’s relationships!

Wow does that sign like me?

Wow how do I attract that sign?

They also give a lot of information about X or Y sign so if you want to hear about yourself, GO AND FUCKING READ.

Zodiac City posts like, everyday, so EVERYDAY you can have infos about your god damn sign or the sign of your fucking crush. OR ABOUT YOUR MOM, YOUR BOSS, YOUR BEST FRIEND, I DON’T GIVE AN EFF. Just go and read. But watch out, this one is not easy.

BECAUSE COMPATIBILITIES ARE IN YOUR SIGN’S TAG. Yeah I’m not gonna make your life easy, you’ll have to search by yourself.

Astonishingly Accurate Astrology, aka aaastrology, is a MOCKING BLOG. So if you haven’t got it yet, they fucking make you go “wtf”. Don’t go crying on the blogger because “You’re so rude! You don’t even answer to our questions!”

YES THAT’S THE POINT. While these blogs above are more serious, this one is made for making you laugh. Well it makes me laugh. You will need to have a dark sense of humor to follow aaastrology. So if you’re an overly sensitive whiny little kid, don’t go there.

AND DON’T ASK FOR COMPATIBILITIES. Just don’t. Or prepare yourself to receive a disappointing answer.

These are blogs from my personal collection. I love these and if you also like astrology, you should check them out. Of course, there are blogs about just one specific sign (like a blog about just Capricorns, or another just about Scorpios), but I didn’t put them here.

I hope you will have fun while reading.

So I was skyping with my Taurus friend...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:41:00 +0200

Gani: Well, I'll let you work then.
Elisa: ok :D then see you one of those nights (Sensual, eh?)
Elisa: anyway, see you next time surimi!
Gani: Yes, especially coming from a Taurus HUM HUM
Elisa: hehe, they're hanging ... my teats!
Elisa: moo!
Elisa: it's a horny beast, huh?
Gani: ...
Gani: I am so done with you.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:23:29 +0200

Hello new followers, I’m Gani and I don’t like people giving me orders but that aside...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:33:51 +0200

Hello new followers, I’m Gani and I don’t like people giving me orders but that aside I’m nice

madeofdoom: improbablenormality: noticemeimbroken: katonwolf: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:41:13 +0200

madeofdoom:

improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlovex:

sleeping-with-theveil:

allyykatt:

I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.

I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.

I’m black, so I must be stupid.

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.

I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.

I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.

I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.

I cut myself so I must be emo.

I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.

I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends

I am gay, so i must be bullied

I am trans, so I must be a freak.

Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.

I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life

I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist

I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.

I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.

I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.

I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.

I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.

I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.

I really love him, so I must hold on.

I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.

I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.

I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.

I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.

I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.

I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.

I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.

I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.

“Forever reblogg”.

Wow this

this is perfect wow

I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays

I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore

I’m overweight, so I must be fat

I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends

I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner

I like country music, so I must be a redneck

I like pop music, so I must be a floozy

I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken

I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot

I’m Irish so I must be drunk

I’m German so I must be hitler

I love this.

I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward

I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all

I like Disney, so I must be a kid.

I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.

I have kinks, so I must be a pervert.

I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.

I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.

I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.

I’m Latino, so I must be Mexican.

I’m Serbian, so I must be a hooligan and comit crimes.

I’m Colombian, so I must deal drugs.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:51:53 +0200

shitthesignssay: Credit:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:07:19 +0200

shitthesignssay:

Credit: http://jollyrotten.deviantart.com/

Ah yes Aquarius bathing in menstruation, yes that lifted my mood

no u dont understand just how much i love killing mosquitos

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:12:43 +0200

no u dont understand just how much i love killing mosquitos

yataas: Cancer Manigoldo - Young Saint Seiya: Lost Canvas...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:38:48 +0200

yataas:

Cancer Manigoldo - Young

Saint Seiya: Lost Canvas - episode 18

usually a mix of baking soda and water works. or you can try regular soap and water for a little while

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:34:28 +0200

MY SAVIOUR!!!

I don’t have baking soda here… (the fuck they don’t use that in this city) also I tried the soap and water hahaha but the problem is, I’ve been having blood on my hands the whole day and… it kinda leaves marks

yeah so this is really awkward but can someone please tell me how to wash blood from my hands? I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:23:05 +0200

yeah so this is really awkward but can someone please tell me how to wash blood from my hands? I can’t find the post on tumblr where it says how to clean it…